WHAT A HELL,,,

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Philippines hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!

Love will find its way back to you..

I LOVE YOU HONEY BEAR!

Just wanna share dis thought,,,,,

Sometimes, in our relentless efforts to find the person we love we
fail to recognize and appreciate the people who love us. We miss out on so many beautiful things and simply because we allow ourselves to be enslaved by our own selfish concerns. Go for the man of deeds and not for the man of words for you will find rewarding happiness not with the man you love but the man who loves you more.
The best lovers are those capable of loving from a distance far enough to allow the person to grow, but never too far to feel the love deep within your being. Letting go is not just setting the
other person free, but it is also setting yourself free from all bitterness, hatred, and anger that keep in your heart. Do not let the bitterness scare away your strength and weaken your faith, and never allow pain to dishearten you, but rather let yourself grow with wisdom in bearing it. You may find peace in just loving someone from a distance not expecting anything in return.
But be careful, for this can sustain life but can never give enough room for us to grow. We can all survive with just beautiful memories of the past but real peace and happiness come only with open acceptance of what reality is today. There comes a time in our lives when we chance upon someone so nice and beautiful and we just find ourselves getting so intensely attracted to that person. This feeling soon become a part of our everyday lives and eventually consumes our thoughts and actions. The sad part of it is when we begin to realize that this person feels nothing more for us than just a friendship. We start our desperate attempt to get noticed and be closer but in the end our efforts are still unrewarded and we end up being sorry for ourselves. You don't have to forget someone you love. What you need to learn is how to accept the verdict of reality without being bitter or sorry for yourself.
Believe me, you would be better off giving that dedication and love to someone more deserving. Don't let your heart run your life, be sensible and let your mind speak for itself. Listen not only to your feelings but to reason as well. Always remember that if you lose someone today, it means that someone better is coming tomorrow: If you lose love that doesn't mean that you failed in love. Cry if you have to, but make it sure that the tears wash away the hurt and the bitterness that the past has left with you. Let go of yesterday and love will find its way back to you. And when it does, pray that it may be the love that will stay and last a lifetime.....

Love is a journey,,,

Destined to be with you!--He's the man!

I LOVE YOU!

i love you,,,

July 15, 2008

The Next Bus,,,,,

I like to kept posting this article, really lots of lesson to learn,,,,,,,

Love is like someone waiting for a bus. When the bus comes, you look at it and you say to yourself...'eeeiii.. soo full.. cannot sit down. I'll wait for the next one."

So you let that bus go and wait for the second bus. The second bus comes..you look at it and you say, "eeeii... this bus is so old.. so shabby! I cannot ride with this one"

So again you let the bus go and decide to wait for the next bus. Then the sky starts to get dark as it is getting late. You panic and jump immediately inside the next bus, it is not until much later that you found out that you had boarded the wrong bus!

So you wasted your time and money waiting for what you wanted!
and yet, you end up with the wrong one.......
Even if an airconditioned bus comes, you can't be sure that it won't break down or whether or not the airconditioner will be too cold for you, and will just make you sick....

So that means.. wanting to get what you want is wrong, But it wouldn't hurt if you give other people a chance, right? If you find that the bus doesn't suit you, just said "para po mama' " then just simply get-off..(pero magbayad ka muna hehehe)........

Hey! who said life is fair ? The best thing to do is be open and observant while you scrutinize the bus. If it doesn't suit you, get off. But you must always have an extra something which you could use for the next bus that comes..

But wait... I'm sure you've had this experience before. You saw a bus coming (the bus you want of course), you flagged at it but the driver acted as if he did not see you and zoomed past you!! with matching usok at alikabok!, this just made you frustrated, but think about it, It just wasn't meant for you..

The bottom line is.. being loved is like waiting for a bus you want. Getting on board the bus and appreciating the bus by giving it a chance depends totally on you. If you haven't made a choice..then WALK! Walking is like being out of love. The good side of it is you can still choose any bus you want.. the rest who couldn't afford another ride just have to be content with the bus they rode on...the same with those who cannot leave their partner..
they just have to be content with them, even though they do not feel in love with them anymore.....

One more thing.. sometimes it's better to choose a bus you are already familiar with rather than gamble with a bus that is unfamiliar to you. But then again... life wouldn't be complete without the risks involved. How will you know, if you will not try?...
sometimes, we need to take the risk, sometimes, we need to give someone a chance.....

But wait!... there's one more bus that i almost forgot to tell you about.... the bus that you don't have to wait for. It will just stop on its own, and will ask you come inside and take a ride for the rest of your life - it is named.. THE DESTINY's BUS.....

Lessons to Learn in LOVE!

Each person who enters our life has a unique lesson to teach us. And it is only through these lessons that we learn about life, people, relationships and God.

When someone lies to you it teaches you that things are not always as they seem. The truth is often far beneath the surface. Look beyond the masks people wear if you want to know their heart. And remove your own masks to let people know yours.

When someone inflicts an injury upon you it teaches you that the human state is a fragile one. Protect and take care of your body as best you can, it's the only thing you are sure to have forever.
When someone mocks you it teaches you that no two people are alike. When you encounter people who are different from you, don't judge them by how they look or act; instead base your opinion on the contents of their heart.

When someone breaks your heart it teaches you that loving someone does not always mean that person will love you back. But don't turn your back on love because when you find the right person, the joy that one person brings will make up for all the past hurts put together. Times ten.

When someone holds a grudge against you it teaches you that everyone makes mistakes. When you are wronged, the most virtuous thing you can do is forgive he offender without pretence. Forgiving those who have hurt us is the most difficult and courageous thing Man can do.

When you enter someone's life, whether by plan, chance or coincidence, consider what your lesson will be. Will you teach love or a harsh lesson of reality? When you die will your life have resulted in more loving or hurting? More comfort or pain? More joy or sadness? Each one of us has power over the balance of love in the world. Use it wisely. Don't miss an opportunity to nudge the world's scale in the right direction.

JOkes for the day,,,,

After a woman meets a man in a bar...

After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf. Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "How was it?", "Well," says the man, frowning. "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

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